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[theblogger]

Alright. For future reference, talking animals should be a topic addressed when dealing with new-comers. Less important one, yeah, but still worth an honorable mention, I think.

[ A shift here to a musing tone, but anyone who understands the concept of sarcasm is in for a treat. ]

Kidnapped by unseen, malevolent forces, trapped to live in a village in the middle of nowhere with no means of escape, vulnerable to torture, don't fuss with the wings, everything's free... Talking animals.

I just had a squirrel panhandle me for crisps.

Are there any other things I should be prepared to converse with? Are the appliances keeping tabs on what we're getting up to?

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Player Name: Effy
Are you new?: Yes! Please love me ;;
Character Name: John Watson
Character Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)

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[written] YOU ARE LOVED, NEW FRIEND.

[notquiteheartless]

Journals are. They log everything. Every written word, every recorded statement.

[Don't ask where he is, John. It's probably better you don't know. Really.]

It goes back. Boring, most of it. Inane chatter, petty whining, personal drama.

[all7seas]

JOHN.

[John! Jack clears his throat.]

You've not......you've not happened to have seen any honey badgers about, have you...?

[voice]

[theoniongirl]

Panhandling, huh?

[there's definite laughter in her voice] Well, that's one I haven't heard yet.

[Voice]

[shadedsunlight]

There's electricity and running water. Stoves, fridge, oven. Haven't seen a toaster, pity.

Magic, did some run magic past you?

[fulltimeoz]

I very nearly got the shake down last week. Don't be caught carrying peanuts.

[voice]

[tempts]

Nng squirrels. Annoying buggers. [ They're really hard to hit with a car too. I mean... ]

Shouldn't say that. Just be grateful they haven't inducted James Cameron into the place, taken a fancy to his work and gone all Skynet with the appliances yet. Though have to hand it to you, at least you know what a microwave is.

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[wannabolt]

And what's wrong with talking animals?

[Yes, this is a colorful, cartoonish pegasus looking unimpressed.]

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[sooochangeable]

There are cameras in the fridge.

[Trollin' trollin' trollin']

*loves you, as requested!* <3

[lostinmyway]

[What a confusing post.]

Why should we tell everyone about talking animals?

[Doesn't everyone have them back home?]

[voice] /fangirls

[simplestgift]

Was he successful?