You and everyone else. [He can relax, just a little. If this guy was open enough to see about that, then maybe Spidey doesn't have to worry about cleaning up some claw wounds later.]

The Bugle's got the right pictures, but the pickle puss in charge pretty much prints the opposite of what happens. What can I say? It's like a tabloid sometimes.

... He probably doesn't like me calling him pickle puss either, now that I think about it.