[Now that it's been two weeks since Cyborg's been here, he's finding out that this place is as boring as it gets. Sure, he could earn some points for his own personal TV and video game system, but what he'd rather have is something to build. His T-Car. The Tower. Something. There's not even supervillains to fight. So naturally? He turns to the journals. For ideas. Or something.]

Yo Luceti. What's a guy gotta do to get some action around here? You'd think we'd get some decent bad guys around here to beat up. Back in Jump City, there was a super villain up to trouble practically every day of the week. I haven't seen anybody so much as shoplifting here. {A pause.] Not that uh, there'd be a point. Seeing at it's all free.

Anybody ever heard of stink ball?