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Abed Nadir ([personal profile] televisioned) wrote in [community profile] trainingwings 2012-06-19 03:10 am (UTC)

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[Choose your own adventure, boys and girls.

a) Abed is in the grocery store. In the cereal aisle. See, even with bags, he can only realistically carry five or six boxes of cereal. The problem? He wants to carry more than five or six boxes of cereal. At this rate, visiting the cereal aisle at the grocery store would be a very frequent occurrence for him. Hmm. And now he has to pick what to take and what to leave behind. Does he go with the irresistible soggy Fruity Pebbles, or the sensational crunch of Cookie Crisp? Captain Crunch, or Count Chocula? This is going to be tough. He could use some help deciding.

b) Boxes of cereal selected, Abed may have gotten a little over-ambitious anyway and needs a hand carrying these home. It's a classic pilot episode situation, after all. He'd be a little surprised if no one did come help him, honestly.

c) Abed is now enjoying the fruits of his labors, sitting in the plaza on the bench with a bowl of cereal in hand. This is almost as good as watching television. Even better, in some ways. Who knows who might bump into each other here; it's fascinating. Captain Kirk is going to meet Indiana Jones any second now. He can just feel it.]

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