[...Was he staring? Oh, yeah, he does that sometimes. Moreso when he spots characters from list of most beloved television series.

He actually might not even be blinking. That's not too out of the ordinary, though.]

If I offer you some, will you follow the usual situational trajectory and have a pleasant, over-a-bowl-of-cereal chat with me, or will you rob me blind while my back is turned and make off with the rest of the box?