[Hijikata must learn to realize that no matter how scary he is, how much intent to kill he puts in his harsh gaze, none of it gets through a Souji's thick skull. On the contrary, it just makes them want to troll him harder. One would think Hijikatas throughout the umpteenth dimensions would learn this. The Soujis are glad they have not.

This Souji simply laughs when Toshizo tries to bite him and swiftly moves his hand out of the way of those tiny, moe-moe fangs. D'aww, Toshizo. You're so cute when you try to mutilate people.]

Actually, I haven't seen him today. I thought he might be around when I saw Toshizo come into the store, but instead I found you~♥

[He pulls his hand back all the way and looks up at Hijikata, pleased as punch. Then he gets up and moves right up into his personal bubble, to look Hijikata in the face.]

You don't look much like the Hijikata-san I know, but then I probably don't look like the Souji you know either.