[Whaaat guuurl you don't like it? But it goes so well with your hair!]

You really think so? It's pretty neat if you ask me, and it smells so cool! If you really don't like it though I don't mind takin' it back.

[And so she does take it back, grabbing the blob of goo and yanking it away. There's still a few green spots here and there, and of course the smell, but at least there isn't a giant gooey gross blob of who knows what there anymore!]

Ta-da, just like that!