[ This is a bar. You're supposed to order drinks. Unless you're a kid. ]
I see. [ That's kind of adorable. You're obviously a good kid. Malik won't troll you too much, so he just turns around to get the milkshake and goes through the trouble of cutting out a really cute lightning-bolt-shaped strawberry to put on top. ]
There you go. I call this one the "Thunder Shake." It signifies hope for the future.
[ That may or may not be a joke, but he's got a completely straight face. ]
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I see. [ That's kind of adorable. You're obviously a good kid. Malik won't troll you too much, so he just turns around to get the milkshake and goes through the trouble of cutting out a really cute lightning-bolt-shaped strawberry to put on top. ]
There you go. I call this one the "Thunder Shake." It signifies hope for the future.
[ That may or may not be a joke, but he's got a completely straight face. ]