[Her lips quirk in wry amusement.] It was the only thing I woke up with, out in the woods. I suppose that's a good thing, since I took a moment to read it instead of using it to assault the first person I came across. [Which, granted, had been her other viable option before she'd opened it looking for notes or orders or something to explain how she'd gone from being asleep in her bunk to waking up in the middle of the woods.]

I wasn't sure how much to believe, to be honest. Of course, this isn't generally the sort of chaos the supervillains of the world get up to. Explosions, world domination, mutants, aliens... those are one thing. Waking up with wings? [She pauses and motions to the offending appendages in question, a look of skeptical exasperation crossing her face.] That's just crazy.