[Clearly Luce doesn't memorize grocery store isles more regularly and with that? He should, because knowing what you want, getting and getting out is crucial to survival if not everyday sanity. A frown, a pause then a head nod towards the lack of sustenance.] Only the most precious of snack foods I've ever tasted.

Caramel popcorn! Clearly a gift from whatever god's running this fucked up joint and they're out. It's a travesty, really and someone should be fired. Fired for not keepin' it in stock.