[He glares at the drink and the man presenting it. What kind of video game did he crawl out of? Something made in the Land of Big Hair, no doubt.]

I doubt my liver has the framerate to keep up with alcohol. Bah, that's how you can tell a modern game. Alcohol being tossed all willy nilly like it's so cool! Back in my day, families could play video games together without worrying about such things, and they'd enjoy it!