He's been living in a pure illusion, you guys.

[brokensmolder]

Player Name: Emily
Are you new?: N
Character Name: Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert
Character Fandom: Tangled

[Flynn Rider, the dashing, debonair gentleman thief, the criminal with the heart of gold who always gets the girl, has a couple of problems:

First, he's dead. He died in the best way possible, though, which makes his wounded pride feel a bit better about the whole affair. Even with a knife in his side, he'd still managed to defeat the evil witch and save Rapunzel before expiring heroically in her arms. Flynnigan Rider himself couldn't have done it better if he'd tried.

Second, he has wings. Eugene can't help stealing a look behind him. They're tiny little things, utterly useless, but considering that he only has two ideas of what heaven is like and one of them involves fat, naked babies with harps, it makes a weird kind of sense.

Third, it's raining. And kind of cold.]


Voice: So...do we get shirts in heaven or is that not a thing here?

(no subject)

[lorentzian]

Player Name: Emily. Ems. Whichever. IT'S NOT BIBBLE, SHUT UP KYO.
Are you new?: That would be a negatory.
Character Name: Jane Foster (!)
Character Fandom: MCU (!!!)

So, uh...

Third time's the charm? Maybe? God, I have the worst headache.

For anyone wondering, no changes in my timeline or even location. That's all pretty much exaaactly the same. Is anyone really surprised?

[ She clears her throat. ] So. How about a roll call?

[ ... with some sheepishness: ] Tony? Can I have my things back? ... again?

Aaand for those not familiar with my voice: Hi. My name is Jane Foster, and I'm a scientist. Sooome of you might remember me from a certain failed experiment. [ There's a wince in her voice. ] We're ... gonna be a little bit more careful about experimental procedure, this time. You know. Like, a lot more. Assuming anything like that ever happens again, whiiiich... it probably won't? I guess you never know.

Okay, I'm gonna stop now. So, um. Yeah. Hi guys.

... can someone come pick me up?