[Well, hello bat-wings lady. Howard feels like this woman is the type who can kill him on the spot should he say the wrong thing. But what's life without a little dare? So he'll approach the woman casually, leaning on the bar without sitting down and smiling at her.]

Y'know, I go to this place almost every other day and I think I must have the misfortune of not coming on the days you're around sweetheart!