Strange, very strange. Perhaps it bears a sort of GPS system or other form of tracking? I recall being unconscious upon my arrival here so perhaps we were actually abducted rather than brought here by chance...

[and yet somehow despite this possible revelation, he's still smiling. he pockets his tablet, not finding any further use for it for now, and directs his attention to mei.]

Now then, you wanted to check if I had a barcode as well?