[He normally wouldn't give two seconds of his time to someone that preferred to smirk from a distance and keep his opinions to himself, but that changed the moment the stranger opened his mouth. Cliff threw the towel over his shoulder and nonchalantly peered down at the man.]

Aah. That. I thought so too 'cause a friend of mine is always in here, but battle sims are never the same as the real thing.

Got any suggestions, smart guy? Or are ya just gonna laugh?