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[believeit]

Player Name: Draggy
Are you new?: so new
Character Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Character Fandom: Naruto

[A very disgruntled looking blond is sat somewhere on the ground, topless as a set of bright orange wings begin to flex behind him. After a few moments of glaring at it, a very simple message is broadcast across the journals:]

Where am I, and why do I have wings?

[...]

AND WHO THE HELL UNDRESSED ME?!

Comments

[keepitcanine]

Just because you can't remember your first time doesn't mean you have to be a jackass, Naruto.

[niceguypose]

Ah... Naruto-kun, my enthusiasm is only towards seeing you again! It has been so long, and yet so recent! Otherwise, the situation is quite dire!

1/2

[floralogy]

Are you actually suggesting that she... [Kiba, you pervert!!!]

[floralogy]

[Oh, but she'll turn this around on you.]

How did you find out? Got undressed by her eyes already?

[believeit]

Mal..nosso?

[...]

What sort of experiments?

[believeit]

How can it be long and recent? And what do you mean dire?

[endgames]

No probes, don't worry. [...] Yet.

[keepitcanine]

More like if you ever want to know what goods Shino's got under his coat, let me know.

[Were this a serious conversation, he'd be upholding Hinata's virtue until the day he dies, but it's not. Though now that he thinks about it, he's pretty sure Hinata's seen him naked a few times just by virtue of being his teammate. Woops. At least now she has standards to go by.]

But probably.

[He's got nothing to be ashamed of. He thinks his body is pretty damn awesome. And, you know, perfect in all its prime adolescent maleness.]

[niceguypose]

Well, it has been long since you last left this place. But... it was not long since I last spent some time back home. [And sadtimes happened.] And by dire, I mean that that we are held prisoner in another world!

[believeit]

I just woke up here like this, I did it 'cause I thought if any of my friends were here they would help me!

[believeit]

You guys are the ones being jackasses and not telling me what's going on!

omg

[believeit]

You didn't!

[That was... more like some sort of threat instead of a question really.


Oh right.]

Why are you here too?

[floralogy]

[This face. Forever.]

Good thing I don't have her abilities if I'm going to be teamed up with you. [Because seeing Kiba naked every time she activates her bloodline? No thanks.] Or Shino. [Now that's worse. She can probably tolerate seeing Kiba naked, but Shino? She'd prefer going blind.]

[floralogy]

But we are helping you.

[keepitcanine]

Yeah, wouldn't want you to suddenly reconsider your relationship with whatever the hell his name is. The guy that smells like a shoreline.

insert another believe it joke here, those never get old

[avenger]

[ Excuse you, Naruto. Who are you to say what he did and didn't do. Sasuke would argue but he doesn't care enough to do so. There are more than enough people claiming they stripped down Naruto anyway. ]

Do you want me to leave?

[keepitcanine]

You woke up naked. What more is there to say?

Besides, this is Shikamaru's thing. He handles the exposition. It's like really boring poetry to him.

[floralogy]

Riku.

[Get his name right, okay.]

And it's not like I'll reconsider my relationship with him even after seeing you naked. I bet you don't have much to offer to any girl, anyway.

[believeit]

I don't wanna get probed! How do we get outta here!

[believeit]

Yeah but- you must know, right? Who brought us here, and stuff.

[believeit]

What do you mean since I last left? I've never been here before.

yeah they never do

[believeit]

Why would I want you to leave? You're my friend.

[Both here in the same place, it's like a shonen dream come true or something]

I was just surprised. You being here I mean, as well as the others.

[believeit]

Ino. What's really going on here.

[niceguypose]

You have! You just do not remember. This is a world where such things happen. You must have been undressed the same way the first time you arrived as well. I hope you do not feel too ashamed, Naruto-kun!

[keepitcanine]

[Don't give him that face. That's a stupid face.

But fine. You're no fun.]

Bunch of so-called scientists. Couldn't tell you who. [Though he could possibly tell you what they smelled like, but that's pretty irrelevant.]