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[believeit]

Player Name: Draggy
Are you new?: so new
Character Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Character Fandom: Naruto

[A very disgruntled looking blond is sat somewhere on the ground, topless as a set of bright orange wings begin to flex behind him. After a few moments of glaring at it, a very simple message is broadcast across the journals:]

Where am I, and why do I have wings?

[...]

AND WHO THE HELL UNDRESSED ME?!

Comments

[floralogy]

You actually think Hinata will be able to undress him without fainting halfway?

[Well, they did date so maybe it's possible. :|a]

Hmm, true. Maybe I should rephrase that: Sakura did, but she tore off your clothes.

[believeit]

THIS ISN"T FUNNY!

[Scientists, Sasuke, Sakura, Hina..ta..]

You're all a bunch of perverts that's what this is!

[floralogy]

Whoever said we're trying to be funny, Naruto?

[Gosh, that loudness. It's annoying but it was also missed.]

We're just trying to suggest people and help you. We're not the ones shouting all over the network about being undressed, you know. [Hence they're not perverts but you are.]

[believeit]

I just woke up here like this, I did it 'cause I thought if any of my friends were here they would help me!

[floralogy]

But we are helping you.

[believeit]

Ino. What's really going on here.

[floralogy]

I think Lee handled the summary. If you want further details, ask Shikamaru.

[believeit]

He said I've been here before and I just don't remember, is that true?

[floralogy]

[She nods.] It's been months since you've last been here. [A beat.] Same thing happened to Sakura, actually, when she came back months ago.

[believeit]

Sakura-chan too?

Who else is here then? I've seen you.. Shikamaru, Kiba, Fuzzy-brows... [pause] Sasuke..

[floralogy]

Yeah, just like what I said.

[She pauses a while to count everyone who's here.] Well, Tenten, Neji, Temari and Sasuke-kun's brother are also here. [Another pause as there's a bit of hesitation if Naruto will be able to get this.] And, well, Sensei too.

[believeit]

[He just saw Asuma sooooo...]

Is he a... y'know? A ghost!

[floralogy]

How rude, Naruto. [This face.] This place can bring the dead back to life, so he's not a ghost.

[believeit]

What, really? Sort of like how Nagato did?

[floralogy]

As a point of comparison, yeah, I guess.

[believeit]

....Huh.

So what's with someone taking my clothes?

[floralogy]

Oh, don't feel like a special snowflake just because they took off your clothes. [Snorts.] That happens regularly here. I arrived with only a sorry excuse for a dress on. They didn't even provide me with underwear. [TMI, Ino, TMI.]

[believeit]

Yeah I don't think I needed to know that, Ino.

[keepitcanine]

Not like she couldn't already undress people with her eyes anyway.

[He snorts.]

Still don't see any bruises, though.

1/2

[floralogy]

Are you actually suggesting that she... [Kiba, you pervert!!!]

[floralogy]

[Oh, but she'll turn this around on you.]

How did you find out? Got undressed by her eyes already?

[keepitcanine]

More like if you ever want to know what goods Shino's got under his coat, let me know.

[Were this a serious conversation, he'd be upholding Hinata's virtue until the day he dies, but it's not. Though now that he thinks about it, he's pretty sure Hinata's seen him naked a few times just by virtue of being his teammate. Woops. At least now she has standards to go by.]

But probably.

[He's got nothing to be ashamed of. He thinks his body is pretty damn awesome. And, you know, perfect in all its prime adolescent maleness.]

[floralogy]

[This face. Forever.]

Good thing I don't have her abilities if I'm going to be teamed up with you. [Because seeing Kiba naked every time she activates her bloodline? No thanks.] Or Shino. [Now that's worse. She can probably tolerate seeing Kiba naked, but Shino? She'd prefer going blind.]

[keepitcanine]

Yeah, wouldn't want you to suddenly reconsider your relationship with whatever the hell his name is. The guy that smells like a shoreline.

[floralogy]

Riku.

[Get his name right, okay.]

And it's not like I'll reconsider my relationship with him even after seeing you naked. I bet you don't have much to offer to any girl, anyway.