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[believeit]

Player Name: Draggy
Are you new?: so new
Character Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Character Fandom: Naruto

[A very disgruntled looking blond is sat somewhere on the ground, topless as a set of bright orange wings begin to flex behind him. After a few moments of glaring at it, a very simple message is broadcast across the journals:]

Where am I, and why do I have wings?

[...]

AND WHO THE HELL UNDRESSED ME?!

Comments

[keepitcanine]

Not like she couldn't already undress people with her eyes anyway.

[He snorts.]

Still don't see any bruises, though.

1/2

[floralogy]

Are you actually suggesting that she... [Kiba, you pervert!!!]

[floralogy]

[Oh, but she'll turn this around on you.]

How did you find out? Got undressed by her eyes already?

[keepitcanine]

More like if you ever want to know what goods Shino's got under his coat, let me know.

[Were this a serious conversation, he'd be upholding Hinata's virtue until the day he dies, but it's not. Though now that he thinks about it, he's pretty sure Hinata's seen him naked a few times just by virtue of being his teammate. Woops. At least now she has standards to go by.]

But probably.

[He's got nothing to be ashamed of. He thinks his body is pretty damn awesome. And, you know, perfect in all its prime adolescent maleness.]

[floralogy]

[This face. Forever.]

Good thing I don't have her abilities if I'm going to be teamed up with you. [Because seeing Kiba naked every time she activates her bloodline? No thanks.] Or Shino. [Now that's worse. She can probably tolerate seeing Kiba naked, but Shino? She'd prefer going blind.]

[keepitcanine]

Yeah, wouldn't want you to suddenly reconsider your relationship with whatever the hell his name is. The guy that smells like a shoreline.

[floralogy]

Riku.

[Get his name right, okay.]

And it's not like I'll reconsider my relationship with him even after seeing you naked. I bet you don't have much to offer to any girl, anyway.