[And at that, Feliks just bursts into laughter. It's a little too hearty to be giggles, exactly, but still sort of high and bright.]

What, like, in poems and art and stuff? They do that to every nation--have you seen France all dolled up as Marianne? I think they're like, less weirded out by it that way or something.

Seriously, though, you wear a dress once or twice and everyone gets all confused!

[....Poland.]