Hahaha, ohmigod, me? I'm totally not like upset or some weird junk like that! I mean like why would I be, right? It's like, like, it's not like I'd be the first nation to shack up with a human--maybe France doesn't count, actually, he's France, but like somebody else probably has too I guess, and--and, like, I mean, I'm kind of amazing so duh, of course you like me--I mean sure, I'm kind of surprised or whatever I guess, but not freaked out or anything, seriously!

[Yes, a flawless and compelling assertion if ever there was one. The nervous laughing really helps sell it!]