You've asked just the right question, young Aang. [ Super serious. But never too serious to gesture wildly as he goes. He leans in conspiratorially. ] My crew fired cannons and engaged the enemy in combat from the water alongside them, while they picked their noses and used the results to flick holes into Marine ships! No snot is stronger than a giant's snot! And when two groups of wanted criminals band together under fire to escape capture, a true friendship between men is formed. There are few things in life more profound than the bond of warriors: always remember that!

[ ...at least it's not the story about island-sized goldfish poop. ]