He's been living in a pure illusion, you guys.

[brokensmolder]

Player Name: Emily
Are you new?: N
Character Name: Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert
Character Fandom: Tangled

[Flynn Rider, the dashing, debonair gentleman thief, the criminal with the heart of gold who always gets the girl, has a couple of problems:

First, he's dead. He died in the best way possible, though, which makes his wounded pride feel a bit better about the whole affair. Even with a knife in his side, he'd still managed to defeat the evil witch and save Rapunzel before expiring heroically in her arms. Flynnigan Rider himself couldn't have done it better if he'd tried.

Second, he has wings. Eugene can't help stealing a look behind him. They're tiny little things, utterly useless, but considering that he only has two ideas of what heaven is like and one of them involves fat, naked babies with harps, it makes a weird kind of sense.

Third, it's raining. And kind of cold.]


Voice: So...do we get shirts in heaven or is that not a thing here?

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[wilderchoice]

[He'll share the umbrella, but that's really about it. He'll head to the village, at least. Casually. Fabulously. He knows Flynn is probably trying not to roll his eyes and he can appreciate that. Most of his friends don't bother to suppress that urge.]

I can't deny that. I am the great Zelos Wilder, after all.

[Yes, his name is that cool. And he didn't even have to make it up.]

[brokensmolder]

[An eloquent eyebrow is raised.]

Great at what?

[He offers Zelos a hand anyway.]

Flynn Rider. The Flynn Rider. I know, I know, the wanted posters don't do me any justice. They just can't seem to get my nose right.

[wilderchoice]

[He looks at the nose and can't imagine why it needs any special details. So he shrugs.]

Many things, my shirtless bud. But it sounds like you're wanted by the wrong kind of people. I'm great because I'm wanted my every woman in two worlds.

[brokensmolder]

[Eugene whistles, fake impressed. He isn't even subtle about the eye-rolling this time.]

Two worlds, huh?

I'm not too bad with the ladies myself. The thief gig really helps. The girls love a bad boy.

[wilderchoice]

[Zelos just fixes Flynn with a look as it to say do you really believe that while also simultaneously touching the hilt of his sword as if to say if you try to rob me I might have to kill you.]

[brokensmolder]

[Both messages come loud and through. Eugene shoots him a look that says seriously, you think I'd do that? and starts to walk off in the same direction as Zelos.]

[wilderchoice]

[Zelos frowns, then shoots back a look that is meant to say I'm a crooked man that has had assassins after him his entire laugh, I expect anything but instead says absolutely nothing at all, because his eyes are not nearly so talkative. So he just speaks up instead.]

Women dig the thief thing, huh? Maybe I should try that for myself. Does it matter what kind of things you steal?

[brokensmolder]

Large ticket items, mostly. Gold, silver, jewels...and nothing violent. Stick to petty larceny and grand theft only; no assaults or murders.

[wilderchoice]

Not bad, not bad. Things like that do have a way of impressing the ladies. Sometimes I show them around my mansion just for that reason.