Awwww, see if you and your race weren't all named after vegetables and you married into a family who has a strange obsession with underwear, you could conceivably have some sort of point. Maybe.

[He shakes his head laughing]

However, since you are both named after a vegetable, and have a family who somehow you managed to name all relating to underwear, impressive I'll admit, good thing you guys can punch people through walls otherwise there might be a bullying problem, I'm going to say your opinion matters less than mine.

[He'll twirl around his finger]

Despite having a more ridiculous alias, several actually for the record, I have a normal enough name. Also you're a midget with weird hair in case you missed the earlier point.