Haven't you ever heard of black ice?! [Not that the ice outside was, but he'll use anything to get ahead in the argument. Though, maybe there's no need for that now because her shirt ripped, earning an evil smirk from him.]

Well perhaps next time you'll be more careful so something so unfortunate won't happen to you next time. [Because that was totally her fault? Blame shifting time yep.

Note: There's a hole in his jacket where it caught on the edge of the bar that he hasn't noticed yet.]