Ahahahahaha! Honey, you're as obvious as I am pretty! And you've probably noticed already that I am quite pretty. [Erm. For certain standards of it.] But it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's quite expected, in fact! It's hard enough recovering from an actual relationship, so something like this must be rather overwhelming, especially to someone like you.

Now, let's see...did you know this person before the experiment?