( Oh. Great. Of all the people he would want to be the first he saw when he woke up in a strange place, with no memories of the night before and wings on his back, obviously Loki was at the top of his list. Or maybe not. Definitely not.

Tony turned to face him, still keeping his hand up to shade his eyes since he didn't have sunglasses as Loki did(what), and his frown furrowed more. No. Nope. This was not good. This had to be a nightmare, one from which he would like to wake up from now. Why couldn't he just have his normal nightmares that woke him up drenched in sweat?)

Well. That's a first. I don't get a lot of them anymore.

(Is this some elaborate joke?)

Care to give me a rundown on everything? Do you have wings? Turn around.