I don't suppose you could manage to ask more nicely than that, hm?

[Totally mocking you.] And have you even ever been on a horse, Tony?

[Ah, Tony. Some things never changed. You are amusing when you're not being a self-righteous prick.] It's your favorite, I know.

And you lucky thing, there also isn't any internet to distract you from your important every day life.