I know. [Wow. He got a please. He'll give that one a 3/10 for effort.
Hmm, what to do. If he hadn't had a strange sort of not-friendship with Tony before, he might have just laughed and ridden away. However...]
Oh, all right. For old time's sake, I suppose. [This way he can stop feeling like he might actually owe Tony something. It's a hideous, hideous feeling. Debts unpaid have a way of biting like snakes, at the worst possible moments.]
Good. Then you'll know how to mount.
[Shrug.] Most of the village spends its time engaging in meaningless gossip and tiresome hobbies. [If he has to read one more post where some fresh-faced little mortal chirps on about cookies, he is going to eat someone's face.] Those of us with any sort of knowledge of spatial mechanics prefer to work on a possible route of escape. Which some might claim is equally meaningless, but it is better than twitting on about gosh, I don' t know, what flavor of ice cream do you like best to beat the heat?
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Hmm, what to do. If he hadn't had a strange sort of not-friendship with Tony before, he might have just laughed and ridden away. However...]
Oh, all right. For old time's sake, I suppose. [This way he can stop feeling like he might actually owe Tony something. It's a hideous, hideous feeling. Debts unpaid have a way of biting like snakes, at the worst possible moments.]
Good. Then you'll know how to mount.
[Shrug.] Most of the village spends its time engaging in meaningless gossip and tiresome hobbies. [If he has to read one more post where some fresh-faced little mortal chirps on about cookies, he is going to eat someone's face.] Those of us with any sort of knowledge of spatial mechanics prefer to work on a possible route of escape. Which some might claim is equally meaningless, but it is better than twitting on about gosh, I don' t know, what flavor of ice cream do you like best to beat the heat?
[Ugh, he could just vomit, thinking about it.]