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Xzana ([personal profile] elongatedsmile) wrote in [community profile] trainingwings2012-06-18 02:34 pm

[Action/Voice]

[This mixed blooded dragon was hungry. And the forest just wasn't plentiful enough for her to want to hunt as much as she usually would. She had heard that the humans have a place with food they just go up and take. Picking up her courage she enters town, so far most of the people she's met here has been pretty nice.

It takes a little bit of stalking before she finally picks out the building that smells strongly of food. She enters Seventh Heaven and yes, there are people around eating, but where did the food come from? She continues to follow her nose towards the kitchen. Oh! There's food! She'll look towards the first person she sees near the steaks that were placed out being ready to go in the oven.]
I can have this?

[Eventually she'll be pointed towards the grocery store. Can't be stealing other people's dinner orders all the time after all. Only she runs into another problem. There's some sort of force field wrapped around the meat! She gives it a lick, ugh, tastes awful. Why must humans be so confusing sometimes? She digs out her journal and holds up a package of hamburger to the camera. The plastic around it showing some sharp teeth marks in it.]

This tastes wrong. What did you humans do to this? Is it really safe to eat? It gets stuck between my teeth, how do you eat this?

Player Name: Zig-zag
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Character Name: Xzana
Character Fandom: OC
wee_big_man: (Big Man of the Chalk Hill Clan)

[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-18 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You have tae take off them plasticcy thingies first, ye ken.

[The voice comes from the shelf above. A blue man about six inches tall is sitting there, legs dangling over the side. Not blue from the refrigeration, upon closer inspection, but from tattoos.]
Edited 2012-06-18 23:30 (UTC)
wee_big_man: (Lesson)

[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-19 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Aye! [The little guy draws a tiny--for normal people--claymore and hands it down.] Ah, be sure to give that back, ye ken? A Feegle's nae a Feegle without his sword. Or he is, but it does make us a wee bittie more imposin'.
wee_big_man: (Crivens!)

[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-19 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[He saw the claws, but Feegles are starting to learn about hygiene when it comes to food. Just...not when it comes to themselves. Although there was one bath...yeah.] I ken what you're sayin', lass. 'Course, I just spit it back oot.
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[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-19 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Anyone willing to respect a Feegle will get some respect right back. He sheathes the claymore.]

Oh, no thank ye. We Feegles, we dinnae need tae eat so much.

[He knows you're not from the Disc, so he figures an explanation would make sense. Dragons on the Disc are...um, rather smaller. And more explosive.]
wee_big_man: (I could murrrder a kebab!)

[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-19 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ach, there's always plenty o' them squirrels, an' I got mah eye on one. Shifty scunner.
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[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, aye, but there's a whole passel o' squirrel, ye ken. Runnin' aroond wi' revenge in its wee beady black een...
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[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-19 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
It was nae on oor end!

[It's not even the squirrels back home, just...the ones who object to Rob Anybody in Luceti, currently, on account of him raiding their nests and possibly biting a few of them to death. Those ones had it coming, though.]
wee_big_man: (Lunge)

[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-20 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, the wee scuggans. Suicidal, ye ken.
wee_big_man: (I could murrrder a kebab!)

Thank you, Terry Pratchett.

[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-20 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, suicidal. Attackin' a Feegle mound bein' one way tae commit suicide, ye ken.
wee_big_man: (Nae King! Nae Quin!)

Awwww. I like your OC. So does Rob.

[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-24 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, verra foolish. We dine verra weel on stupid critters. Ships. Coos. Coo-stealin' be one o' the great Feegle traditions.
wee_big_man: (Crivens!)

[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-26 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehhhhh [The ugly face scrunches up, as if trying to think of how to explain something to a kid.] Great beasts, stupid, eat grass. Gaes moo.

[He read his kids a great book for this, if you need it.]
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[personal profile] wee_big_man 2012-06-27 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Aye, they does. But some o' them are nae so bad. Oour baron's a wee bit dull, but he's no' a bad heart.