Does anyone know where I could get my hands on a taser?
[The tone is mild, but Phil is dead serious. Because really. If he catches Tony Stark invading his privacy one more time like the over grown child he is Phil is honestly going to hurt the man.
Hey, he's a SHIELD agent. He has the skills, even if he looks like a pencil pusher.]
I would appreciate any help in acquiring one.
[Scenario B]
[When Phil Coulson had started combing the various shops in Luceti, he did it more out of an idle hope that his taser would show up.
The very last thing he expected to find was his vintage, near mint, slightly foxed Captain America cards.
Beyond even his imagining was finding his vintage, near mint, slightly foxed Captain America cards covered in blood.
If Nick Fury, because who else would have done this, if he had been in Luceti at this moment, Phil would have hunted him down. And done horrible things to his boss because some things were sacred even in that line of work.
Instead all he can do is stare at them blankly sitting on a bench in his suit, even as he shuffled them together, spreads them out, shuffles them again and traces the slightly foxed edges of the cards. If his fingers shake slightly as they reach the blood well...]
Phil Coulson | MCU | Avengers
Does anyone know where I could get my hands on a taser?
[The tone is mild, but Phil is dead serious. Because really. If he catches Tony Stark invading his privacy one more time like the over grown child he is Phil is honestly going to hurt the man.
Hey, he's a SHIELD agent. He has the skills, even if he looks like a pencil pusher.]
I would appreciate any help in acquiring one.
[Scenario B]
[When Phil Coulson had started combing the various shops in Luceti, he did it more out of an idle hope that his taser would show up.
The very last thing he expected to find was his vintage, near mint, slightly foxed Captain America cards.
Beyond even his imagining was finding his vintage, near mint, slightly foxed Captain America cards covered in blood.
If Nick Fury, because who else would have done this, if he had been in Luceti at this moment, Phil would have hunted him down. And done horrible things to his boss because some things were sacred even in that line of work.
Instead all he can do is stare at them blankly sitting on a bench in his suit, even as he shuffled them together, spreads them out, shuffles them again and traces the slightly foxed edges of the cards. If his fingers shake slightly as they reach the blood well...]