[Well. Isn't that hilarious.]

Looks like you just missed him. We end up, ah...acquiring a geth-shaped souvenir on the derelict Reaper. Don't worry - he's on our side.

...

I guess there's a lot to catch up on, then.

[He'd read the guide here, which was seriously weird because it was put down on paper. He knew these memory things could happen in theory, but...to Shepard? Really?]