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[not_a_troll]

Player Name: Mari
Are you new?: yes
Character Name: Loki Laufeyson
Character Fandom: Marvel comics - Journey into Mystery



[Loki appears in front of the journal, making sure that its recording.]

Land of Luceti! I have an urgent question for you.

Why isn't this device of communication smaller? Just imagine your garments have pockets and you want to go out and take your device with you.

It will not fit. Because it is shaped like a book. Allow me to demonstrate this.

[Loki stands up.]

Just imagine that I have pockets. Right?

Right!
[And while the journal is recording Loki is proving who ever is watching that one does not simply carry a book in non-existant pockets]

Comments

[not_a_troll]

[This maiden had to be extremely dense.]

Of course bags work. But do they work when you are under attack in the forests? Or when you have to run for your life?

[lostinmyway]

[You have no idea, Loki.]

Why would you be under attack? The woods are very nice.

[not_a_troll]

Why would one not be under attack while exploring the forests? It can happen at any moment.

[lostinmyway]

Can it?

[But she's never had any problems with being attacked at all. Mostly.]

[not_a_troll]

One is particulary dense, maiden.

[Loki pulls a face.]

Maybe, in your case, the journal should be bigger instead.

[lostinmyway]

[Luckily for her, most insults go whistling far above Grune's head. This is no exception.]

Oh, no, that's all right. I like my journal just the way it is!

[not_a_troll]

Did your mother dropped you on your head when you were a mere infant?

[lostinmyway]

[Without changing tone--but seemingly without being aware of what she's saying--she replies:] Oh, no. I've never been little.

[not_a_troll]

But you still got dropped on the head, right?

[lostinmyway]

[Grune blinks--and the moment is gone. There goes all hope of getting any sense out of her whatsoever. Whoops.]

Oh, no, my head is just fine.

[not_a_troll]

[Loki is quite amazed at this maiden's stupidity.]

Are you sure? One's head cannot be fine when there is nothing inside of it.

Maybe a cobweb. Right?

[lostinmyway]

[And it's about now that Grune gets the idea this young man is saying some things that are not very good. She always assumes the best of people, but...it's getting to be rather difficult to do so at this point.]

My head is just fine. That's not a very nice thing to say.

[not_a_troll]

[Loki has a hard time not to snicker but keeps his composure. This maiden absolutely has no brains.]

...I am truly sorry.

[...only partially.]

[lostinmyway]

[Just like that, she smiles again.]

It's all right. I'm sure you didn't know any better, that's all.

[not_a_troll]

[Loki smiles back.]

Of course not.

I should think before I speak, right?

[lostinmyway]

Yes, that's right. And then you won't have to worry about hurting anyone's feelings by mistake.

[not_a_troll]

[Well...hurting, isn't this maiden aware of the fact she isn't the brightest one of the bunch? It would only be polite to point out that her head is empty, it might even motivate her to become smarter!

Still, Loki decides not to go into that.]

Aye! I wouldn't want to do that.

[lostinmyway]

[And now she beams. What a nice boy.]

That's right. It's much better to make someone smile.