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[little_red_riding_wolf]

[Ruby is trying out a new look. No red today, except the streaks in her hair. Hey, while the Grandmother's away, the wolf will play. It's a new moon, so she's safe to do what she wants anyhow. Instead, she's wearing an all-white waitressing uniform that better befits those slutty versions of costumes they have for Halloween. You might be wondering isn't she cold? And the answer is yes, probably.]

Another slice of pie, sweetie?

[That may not have even been your order. Oops. It seems the waitress might be a little distracted. Either way, it's a slow day, and in between freshening coffees, all this waitress wants to do is hear all about your life.]

Did you really travel that far? That must have been really incredible! I can't believe you got to see all those wonderful places!


Player Name: Wolf / CC
Are you new?: N
Character Name: Ruby
Character Fandom: Once Upon a Time

Comments

[originaljackass]

That's not even the half of it, babe.

[Jack Horner popped another piece of pie in his mouth, feeling no guilt at all over the fact it wasn't supposed to go to him. He grinned.]

That's just where I've been on Earth.

[little_red_riding_wolf]

Seriously? You've been to other worlds too! That's so lucky! Where else have you been?

[So long pie. Ruby is far too enraptured with this conversation to remotely pay attention to her job.]

[originaljackass]

Ever heard of a little place called Camelot?

[little_red_riding_wolf]

You've been there? [Eyes sparkle in interest, though she leans a little closer with a flirty grin.] Somehow you don't strike me as a typical knight though~ [Trust her, that's a big compliment.]

[originaljackass]

There's nothing typical about me, doll. But I was knighted and everything. Sir Jack Horner. When you save a kingdom from a few giants, they tend to want to do what they can to keep you around. And hell. The food wasn't bad.

[Feeling particularly satisfied here. It's hard to find an interested audience.]

[little_red_riding_wolf]

Giants?! You fought giants, really? More than one even? That's incredible!

[Laughs a little.] What kind of food was it~?

[originaljackass]

I lost count how many I killed. I was unbelievably cool back then. Not that I'm not now. But there wasn't a person who didn't know about Jack the Giant Killer.

[This is why he loves Luceti. No stupid rule about Fables. He can brag to his heart's content about his heroic exploits.]

As for the food? Boar. Lots of boar. It was pretty awful, compared to this pie.

[little_red_riding_wolf]

[Laughs, almost a little breathless with rapt attention.] Wow. So you had to go up a beanstalk and everything?

[Beams!] Would you like me to get you some more pie then? It's no boar, but like you said, it's better~