[When you live long enough at this height, you expect the short jokes. Or just being shorter than other people. All the same, it's still a pain in the ass. Annoyed, he turns around to object.]
You better watch who you're calling--
[It's then, when he's actually turned around, that he realizes he's staring at someone's stomach. Lower than that, even. Stunned, he backs up to take a look up at the woman addressing him.]
--short. Damn, they make 'em big where you're from.
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You better watch who you're calling--
[It's then, when he's actually turned around, that he realizes he's staring at someone's stomach. Lower than that, even. Stunned, he backs up to take a look up at the woman addressing him.]
--short. Damn, they make 'em big where you're from.