/lurks

[namigational]

Player Name: KJ
Are you new?: Totally. >_>
Character Name: Nami
Character Fandom: One Piece


[Voice]

[An extremely irritable voice. And possibly familiar. Hi.]

Anyone want to explain why the orchard is here but my house isn't? I give you half a point for accuracy, you jerks. This place doesn't even have running water! How am I meant to take a bath?

[Not to mention her box of treasure is missing, but the guide did say money didn't exist here. ANOTHER CRIME TO LAY AT YOUR DOOR, LUCETI. >E]

Comments

[yourfononsarewhack]

I feel so relieved that you do. Will that be all? You don't know me to fluff your pillows or tuck you in as well, do you?

[namigational]

Such a nice man. Are you offering? Be a dear and bring the pillows with you when you come, this place doesn't have any.

[yourfononsarewhack]

Is that so? How dare the universe deprive you of that one essential for survival. Don't you worry, I'll send some customer service representatives over soon enough. [AKA Luke and/or Peony. And whoever else is around the house and lackey material. Nami doesn't know how unlucky (or lucky?!) she is that Guy isn't around.] After all, indulging your petty whims is our number one priority here at Luceti.

[namigational]

As it should be. [Pfft, no it shouldn't. But if this guy is going to be such a monumental ass about this...] After all, if indulging my petty whims is all you're capable of, who am I to deny you that pleasure?

[yourfononsarewhack]

My, you certainly are a kind hostess. Not many would extend such a privilege to an elderly man such as myself. It speaks of how thoughtful you are. Why, I'm beginning to speculate that you may be capable of running multiple thoughts within a whole minute.

[namigational]

I suppose that's a reasonable speculation from an elderly man such as yourself. Do you have anything that's actually useful to say?

1/4

[yourfononsarewhack]

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[yourfononsarewhack]

No.

[namigational]

[Just as well she's talking to actual useful people who don't seem to be jerks, gosh.]

Thanks so much for your input. What with such useful introductions to the townsfolk, no wonder you're all still here. Whatever.

[yourfononsarewhack]

It's my pleasure. Now why don't you have yourself a delightful stay?

[namigational]

I will. May it be shorter than yours.

[JERK.]

[yourfononsarewhack]

Let's all wish for that. After all, it's much more entertaining to take count of how long it takes you to get yanked right back to this place again.

[namigational]

You're assuming I give a damn if that happens. [Though she suddenly sounds a little unsure.]