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Player Name: KJ
Are you new?: Totally. >_>
Character Name: Nami
Character Fandom: One Piece


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[An extremely irritable voice. And possibly familiar. Hi.]

Anyone want to explain why the orchard is here but my house isn't? I give you half a point for accuracy, you jerks. This place doesn't even have running water! How am I meant to take a bath?

[Not to mention her box of treasure is missing, but the guide did say money didn't exist here. ANOTHER CRIME TO LAY AT YOUR DOOR, LUCETI. >E]

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[Oh well given that second part the answer is YYYYY. You look way too heavy for it, man.] I'm glad to hear it. [Eyetwitch. Then she takes a breath.]

Would you please come down? I'm not going to hurt you. Neither is my, uh. My duck. [She has a duck?]

[elongatedsmile]

No. I do not need to come down. [Besides, up here is where the yummy fruit is.

There also may be a couple peels that she has dropped down near the bottom of the tree. She was going to pick them up later. The peels are kinda tough and good too!]

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Fine. Then I'll go find said duck. Wait right here. [And off she starts.]

[elongatedsmile]

[Oh look how fast she just came out of that tree! Although she flies down lazily to eat the rinds she dropped before. TOTALLY the only reason she came down.]

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[There, that wasn't so hard, was it? Nami wheels back around all smiles, and if she's mad about those rinds she doens't show it, because let's face it. YOU ARE A CREEPY DRAGON LADY.]

Thank you. Much appreciated. So you like mikans, then? [Hey look, polite conversation!]

[elongatedsmile]

They are an interesting texture. Much different from fish. [She tries to act like she's not nervous, but her eyes are still darting around in search of that duck.

<.<;; Does she know about that one branch she broke earlier? SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT!]

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Well, as long as you don't strip the orchard bare, I don't mind you eating some. If it's just... me here, then it's not like I can eat them all myself. [This person is clearly terrified of a duck. Nami is never going to mention the lack of said duck, okay.]

[elongatedsmile]

[There's a very slight incline of Xzana's head. Just her?] Just you? What of the other humans who have come before?

[Or are you talking about your duck? Did it die? 8D That would be wonderful!]

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Um, I don't know about other humans. I just got here. But I guess someone has been looking after the place. [Mikan trees don't trim themselves back after all.] Who else have you seen?

[elongatedsmile]

Humans. Both young and full grown of both male and female. [That helpful right?]

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Huh. Well... I guess the people here look after the place. [Sudden doubts. Does this mean she can't claim the place as hers? But the cottage is empty...] Does anyone live up here?

[elongatedsmile]

No, I have not seen anyone who sleeps here.

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Well, that's good then. [I CLAIM THIS PLACE IN THE NAME OF REALLY CUTE PIRATE THIEVES.] All I need to do is get heat or hot water up here and I'll be set.

[elongatedsmile]

I have seen a bucket near the building. It will hold water. [There! One problem solved. You're welcome.

No, really. She seriously thinks that's all you meant.]

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I'll keep that in mind if I should ever shrink to a few inches high.

[...man sudden chill down her back. Don't be silly, of course that can't happen >_>]