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Player Name: KJ
Are you new?: Totally. >_>
Character Name: Nami
Character Fandom: One Piece

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[An extremely irritable voice. And possibly familiar. Hi.]

Anyone want to explain why the orchard is here but my house isn't? I give you half a point for accuracy, you jerks. This place doesn't even have running water! How am I meant to take a bath?

[Not to mention her box of treasure is missing, but the guide did say money didn't exist here. ANOTHER CRIME TO LAY AT YOUR DOOR, LUCETI. >E]

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[Don't be ridiculous. Why on earth would a giant doll give her a heart attaaaAAA---}

KYAAAA!! [And now we attempt to scramble backwards and land on our ass. THANKS ANISE.]

[DEAR YULIA, WHAT IS THAT.

Anise shrieks herself, nearly falling off her dolly when it reacts her...well, her reaction. The giant plush jolts back just its skidded to a halt, arms lifting up in some kind of defensive position. Wht the heck was that, it sounded sharp enough to cut glass! After a moment to catch her breath, Anise climbs up a bit to peer curiously over the top of Tokunaga's head, between his ears.

...Oh, it's just some flighty broad.]

Booo, you scared me! I thought you were some sort of banshee or something! Who the heck're you, anyway, where're my friends?! Where am I?

I scared you? You're the one running around in my orchard on a-- a great big zombie cat! [Or whatever the hell that thing is. I'm just gonna sit here for a bit on my butt, okay.]

What?! He's not a zombie! Tokunaga's my doll - don't make fun of him!! [Or she'll squish you like a grape. PUFFING UP INDIGNANTLY. No one makes fun of Tokunaga - her mama and papa gave it to her special and it was custom made into a battle doll by some weirdo she used to know. It's very special.]

Okay, so it's a zombie doll. IT'S STILL TERRIFYING!

Say that again, and I'll show you just how terrifying he can be! [Tokunaga takes a threatening step forward. LET'S RUMBLE.]

A-ah, there's no need for that! You just scared me, that's all! You gotta admit, people don't see stuff like that every day...

Boo, fine. [Anise slips off of Tokunaga's back and shrinks him down to his normal, dolly size of about a foot or so. She rolls her eyes and puts her hands on her hips.] Better? Now tell me where the heck I am, and where all my stuff is!

[You never answered any of her questions before. B\]

You're in Luceti, congrats it's a prison, and you'll find all your stuff in town like everyone else does. [Depite her grouchiness, Nami looks over the kid with concern. Didn't realise she was quite that young.] You only just got here?

[...Okay, that is a really far-fetched accusation there, lady. Anise's been all over the goddamn planet and she's never heard of such a place before - nor a prison that confines its people on...what she assumes may be an island or something. And why would she be arrested anyway?! Doesn't saving the world kinda give her a free pass for life?!]

Whaaat? Boo, come on, you expect me to believe that?! Now I dunno who you are, lady, but if this is some kinda trap to kidnap the next future Fon Master, then you've made a big mistake! I wasn't kidding around - me and Tokunaga could squash you! Now tell me where I really am! Is this Malkuth or Kimlasca?

It's neither! [Nami crosses her arms and scowls. She refuses to be frightened of a child!] I'm serious, you know. We all wake up here the same way, supposedly. What the heck is a Fon Master, anyway?

[...]

Is he rich? [He sounds important.]

[..Okay, Anise is pretty sure this lady's legit now. She refuses that there's anyone as stupid or sheltered as Luke. Maybe...boo, maybe this is just some kinda bizarre-o dream? Or maybe this Luceti place is like that secret Nam Cobanda Isle? What a headache...]

Oh, come on, how can someone not know? The Fon Master's the leader of the Order of Lorelei, which reads the Sco--uh...well, never mind that one. [They destroyed the Score, after all, so it doesn't matter anymore.] And...well, I dunno if they get any money... I mean, the Order always accepts donations, but I was never allowed to collect any.

That's the first thing I'm gonna change when I'm in charge, though! All gald goes right through me first!

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