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[namigational]

Player Name: KJ
Are you new?: Totally. >_>
Character Name: Nami
Character Fandom: One Piece


[Voice]

[An extremely irritable voice. And possibly familiar. Hi.]

Anyone want to explain why the orchard is here but my house isn't? I give you half a point for accuracy, you jerks. This place doesn't even have running water! How am I meant to take a bath?

[Not to mention her box of treasure is missing, but the guide did say money didn't exist here. ANOTHER CRIME TO LAY AT YOUR DOOR, LUCETI. >E]

Comments

[sixthings]

Don't sound so worried. I'm sure it's completely safe. And if it's not, I met a nice girl who can build you a metal arm to replace any that you lose.

[namigational]

[METAL ARM-- wait, she detects trolling. Finally.] Unless it's made of solid gold, I think I'll be okay with what I have.

[sixthings]

A golden arm is a fabulous idea up until you realize how utterly useless it is. I know a rich man who lost a leg, so he replaced it with a golden one. You can guess how long that lasted.

[namigational]

Long enough for someone to mug him in an alleyway for it?

[sixthings]

[A chuckle.] If only. He tripped on the way down the stairs and died.

[namigational]

Oh. [Eep. Potential awkward. But she is chuckling, so.] I hope he was nobody you knew well.

[sixthings]

I only knew him for his leg. I made a bundle on that one.

[namigational]

Well, someone had to get a good deal out of it. You're right. I think I'd prefer my gold in ways that didn't involve crippling me.

[sixthings]

That's why I prefer to keep my gold in a chest or in a purse. As fancy as big golden things might be, I like keeping it coined size. [... or jewelry sized, given her amounts of blingage.]

[namigational]

Mmm, coin-size is the way to go. A golden crown is a helluva lot more use to me as currency, really. They kind of tend to stand out when you're attempting to sell them.