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[namigational]

Player Name: KJ
Are you new?: Totally. >_>
Character Name: Nami
Character Fandom: One Piece


[Voice]

[An extremely irritable voice. And possibly familiar. Hi.]

Anyone want to explain why the orchard is here but my house isn't? I give you half a point for accuracy, you jerks. This place doesn't even have running water! How am I meant to take a bath?

[Not to mention her box of treasure is missing, but the guide did say money didn't exist here. ANOTHER CRIME TO LAY AT YOUR DOOR, LUCETI. >E]

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[namigational]

[Nami's response is to twitch an eyebrow.

Then she does a sharp turn and stalks two steps to the right, digging her toes under the leather edge of a book on the ground, and kicks it up in the direction of Perona's head.]

Read up. It's yours. [Even says PERONA on the front.] It'll tell you all you want to know.

[hollower]

[With a sharp yelp, Perona hands go up reflexively and catch the journal before it does any real damage. It still hit her, but no where near as hard as it could have. Rrrgh--! Damn woman! She ought to just pluck that ripe little orange of a head right off her shoulders, the blasted witch. ...Or just go with the classic. Don't mind that cute giggling ghost heading your way, Nami. 8D

Meanwhile, Perona's going to sneak a peek into this little book...thing.]

This has my name on it...but I don't remember ever owning such an ugly book. Or one as strange as this. [Why are there buttons in a book, wht the fuck even.]

[namigational]

[You're talking to yourself, Perona. There seems to be some screaming coming from an avenue of mikan trees over as Nami tries running like a madwoman away from your stupid ghost. :| HAPPY READING.]