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[hearschoppers]

Hello?

I'm pretty sure this thing is on. It's kinda hard to figure without dialing or talking to an operator or something. Used to be I'd get on the phone and talk to Sparky. He's this guy I know, sorta. Through the line and all. I don't know what I'd do if I met him face-to-face. [ Hahaha...ha... Radar it's just not worth laughing. WELL pshaw, excited he can do without regret. ]

Well anyway, uh, I was just wondering if anyone had a nice cage for a guinea pig that they're not usin'. Mine went and turned up just this morning! One of 'em, I mean. Babette, but I mostly call her Babs, and she's pretty good at wandering off. So I figured I can probably find her something really roomy so she doesn't think to want more room to be wandering off to. That could work, right?

[ Yes good. His work here is done. ]

Oh-- this is Radar. Sorry for forgetting my manners and everything, I forgot to mention that part first.

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Player Name: Dani
Are you new?: N
Character Name: Radar O'Reilly
Character Fandom: M*A*S*H

Comments

You realize I'm lmao right now, right?

[rather_be_surfing]

Not human doors, no. Seen a few smart ones work the latch on their cages pretty good, though.

just as planned B]

[hearschoppers]

[ Oh thank goodness. It would take forever to search a whole town for one pet. ] Yeah, that's Babs for sure! I was thinking about trying to teach her some tricks and everything, only I can't figure when she'd need to use 'em.

You evil person, you. ;)

[rather_be_surfing]

Dunno, but it might help her keep from thinking she needs to explore more if you have her learning things all the time.

[hearschoppers]

You're probably right about that. I never really thought of it that way! She must be the smartest pet I ever got, if all she wanted was to learn about things. [ The goat and the raccoon and even the horse were all pretty content to just be animals. And the earthworms and the other guinea pig and the stray dog... Radar why. ]

[rather_be_surfing]

[It's Radar and critters. There is no 'why', only Zu'ul.]

Hey, those are the best kind of pets. They'll keep you on your toes, though, that's for sure.