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Howard Stark ([personal profile] arcinvent) wrote in [community profile] trainingwings2012-02-23 02:07 am

[video]

Hey, wing folks on the network, get a load of this!

[The video shifts from a grinning Howard, to a stack of root beer soda cans. Only they aren't just any soda cans. Upon closer inspection (and don't worry he moves the journal around just so everyone can see it) there is a clear image of Howard's image on the cans of soda. Yes. Howard Stark has his image on soda cans.]

I don't know who used my image without my express permission first, but I have to say they didn't do a half bad job. They even caught my good side - course it's all good. I would have to question their decision to make my tie yellow, but it isn't that big a flaw to overlook the grand image. Plus, how many men can say they have ever had their image plastered onto one of these? Not many, I know for sure.

[He sets the journal down for a moment, the camera put to focus on the cans, and the distinct sound of a can popping open can be heard. Howard picks up the journal again after taking a sip and grins.]

Not like the real thing at all really, but it has a tangy taste to it. Who wants one, on me? Put it on your shelf after you're done, it could be worth something if you can sneak it out of here.

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alloys: (☢ all i know is;)

[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-23 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow rude, they definitely picked the wrong Stark to put on that can of root beer. He is one hundred percent certain he would look better on that. Suit and all.

...That should not be his first reaction to this. But alas.]


Yeah, recycling plant might give you a whole point-five of a cent for one of those. A real collectors item. To be sure.
alloys: (☢ santa is not a biker.;)

[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-23 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[:| Goddammit you just had to go there.]

Maybe Luceti just doesn't carry them. They seem to be low in stalk of the things people really want. [Cars, women, root beer cans with his face for starters.]
alloys: (☢ don't punch..........our car;)

[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-23 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[OH MY GOD he doesn't want one of those things. Not even a little bit. Plus who keeps an old pop can anyway. Lame.]

Think I'll pass--never been huge root beer fan myself. But if see one lying round, I'll make sure it gets tossed in the recycling bin. Love the earth, and all. It might become dinner foil someday.
alloys: (☢ swaying to my own sound;)

[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-23 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Pfft. If he wanted that, he'd just make his own. But he doesn't want to. So there.]

Oh, of course. We wouldn't want those dear soda manufacturing corporations to go feeling under-appreciated now, would we?
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[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-23 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has action figures. Action figures. Do you see anyone making action figures of you, dad? NOPE.]

Are you sure that's very responsible? Maybe this particular brand is notorious for having those little metal openers dislodge in people's throats. All sorts of problems like that. It might reflect badly on you. And we wouldn't want that, would we?
alloys: (☢ randy said...nuffing.;)

[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-24 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[...Wow that is the lamest action figure he has ever seen. He'd actually feel bad for you.]

You know, you might be onto something there. In fact--I think you should focus all your attention on it. Keep soda drinkers safe, one can at a time. Don't worry about anything else.
alloys: (☢ i have one question. so guess.;)

[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-24 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Like seriously you got stuck in the package with some generic baddie, that's got to hurt.]

Is that all? Would have thought more went on that beehive mind of yours. But I guess there's poetry in simplicity. Or however that saying goes.
alloys: (☢ b-i-g-t-r-a-k. big trak.;)

[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-25 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least he has a good attitude about it. That's something.]

Not in a million years. I want to actually be effective. Can't do that sitting in a politician's chair. I'm more of a mover-and-shaker. Do my own thing, my own way.

[Plus the feds don't really like him.]
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[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-27 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
--Yeah, war and turbulence will do that to a person. [Not him. He made something out of that experience instead.] Guess it doesn't get to you, does it?