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Alright, I get it. So the journal is some sort of half-book half-iPad technomagical means of communicating, and this place gives you wings. [ A beat. ] There's -- there's a cheesy Red Bull ad in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.

[ She clears her throat. ]

I'm -- my name is Jane Foster. I'm a astrophysicist with SHIELD, if that means anything to anyone. -- Please tell me it means something to someone. For once I'd be happy to put up with all their obfuscation and bureaucratic red tape and smug, irritating agents if it meant I was home. Working.

Do -- the people who bring us here, do they even care when or how or ... anything about the time they bring us from? I was on the verge of discovering -- something incredible, maybe the answer to all their problems -- I mean, assuming they want people to go home. What do I know? Maybe they don't!

... [ A long sigh. ] I'm -- I'm rambling, sorry. Hi.

Player Name: Emilishka
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Character Name: Jane Foster
Character Fandom: Thor (movieverse)

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[ SCRUNCHING. HER FACE UP. Even that was a gamble, and aaaagh. ]

If this causes some sort of huge causality issue, I'm going to be so mad at myself.

Yeah, that ends up happening. It was all over the news. It's, um. Self-sustaining.

Don't beat yourself up too much. We don't remember things when we go back--allegedly. [Except for that one time he went back with Rogue and he did remember. But still.]

Self-sustaining. [That's a bigger tell than she may realize. Because he knows back home he doesn't have the tools to build something like that currently.

Which means something changes. And it sure as hell doesn't sound like dying.]

That doesn't reassure me a whole lot.

[ ... shit, was that a tell. ] Does -- that sound weird?

[Yep, pretty much.]

Considering the last events of my life before I got here? Yeah, it does. Holding out of me, Janie?

[ ... more face scrunching. She feels like an idiot, letting anything slip to someone as sharp as Tony Stark. ]

Yyyyyeah kinda. But I-- look, in my line of work, you don't go out of your way to create paradoxes. I really think this should stay with me.

[Don't feel too bad, Jane. From the slew of other universes he's encountered here? He's not too surprised to discover something fishy happens in his future.]

...If you know anything about me, you probably also know I'm not exactly a paragon of patience. Are you really going to make me wait until I get home to find out what happens?

I might. Better that than messing with the fabric of spacetime with unknown consequences.

Well, I hate to be the one to break this to you, Miss Jane Astrophysicist, but your precious laws of physics? Kind of going to get dashed to pieces in this place.

...

Fine. You want to know what happens? The Avengers happen. Which I'm sure you know all about.

[He'd call that a bluff if he had any reason to suspect she were lying.]

Fury's little pet project? That went south months ago. [And he didn't want anything to do with it even when it was viable.]

It doesn't stay south.

[ ... ]

Loki came back. With an army. I guess Director Fury thought it was a good time to get the gang together.

It was all over the news. International news. You guys ... saved New York City.

Whoa--hold your horses, let's back this up a bit and start with an explanation of who Loki is.

[Definitely not a big bad he's aware of. He can ask about the 'you guys' and 'saved New York City' momentarily.]

[ ... ]

If you don't already know who he is, you're not going to believe me when I tell you.

I've been in this backwater Twilight Zone full of talking ponies and ninja turtles for ten months now. Just try me.

... he's ... he is exactly what he sounds like. He's Loki. The Norse god of mischief. Well -- I guess not really Norse, because it turns out the whole Norse pantheon? Aliens. Technically. Not from around here.

[ A beat. ]

Thor, the thunder god, got banished to Earth a while ago. He -- he eventually got his powers back and ... went home to go after Loki. Something must have gone wrong, but I don't know what. Loki came back. [ ... ] I'm not the best person to ask for all the details. I got -- moved. Out of the way. When things started happening. Everything I know is just from seeing the news and putting together the pieces concerning what I already knew to be true.

But the Avengers part is undeniable. You guys are a worldwide phenomenon now. I don't think there's a person on the planet who doesn't know your names.

[...Uhuh. Sure. Possible. Like he said. But--

That's a pretty interesting bit of information to swallow. But one thing helps.]

Thor, you say? Actually--I met that guy. Assuming it's the same guy. Huh. Would never have guessed he was from our world.

[And that they'd save it together.]

It's quite a story, Miss Astrophysicist.

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