Troy and Abed in Luceti! [Action]

[crabwalkhome]

Player Name: Gore / Bayley
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Character Name: Troy Barnes / Abed Nadir
Character Fandom: Community

[Scenario A]

Troy and Abed in the Morning!

[And we’re back. This morning meets one Abed Nadir and one Troy Barnes in Luceti’s main plaza, decked out in their finest morning show wear with a pair of stools and coffee mugs. If they’re going to do this, it has to be done right! Though without their supportive fans, the pair would power through and give Luceti the best morning show they’ve ever had. We’re live in five, four, three...]

And we’re back. With a line-up of special guests so special, we don’t even know who they are yet. Troy?

That’s right. We’ve got a great show for you today. In a place like Luceti, who knows what amazing guest will come walking by next?

In fact, at your twelve o’clock, here comes one of them now! Right on time.

[Needless to say, passersby may indeed be put on the spot for an interview. Be sure to say hello to the folks at home!]

[Scenario B]

[There are no such beings as Troy or Abed. They were never here in this time. ...Or in this space. There is only the Inspector and his trusted Constable Reggie. Due to a dampening effect of the timestream, the Inspector resembles Abed Nadir clad in a pale bathrobe and a bowler hat, while the constable resembles Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes clad entirely in blue clothes covered with silver buttons and a police medal, as well as a key tied around his neck. They speak a complicated alien language, yet with the translators of this world, they sound oddly like attempts at British accents.]

Inspector! Be careful. The Blorgons could have assumed any form.

Too right, my good Constable! I suspect this entire village may hiding one of their secret, underground Leagues of Villainy. There is but one way to find out!

[And so they patrol throughout Luceti in search of their hated enemies, the Blorgons. Their journey takes them through all manners of places... and all manners of time.]

[ooc note: Abed replies come from televisioned.]

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[bamboozler]

Panda! My name is Panda! Aren't I cute?

[He says this while he has a bamboo stalk in his mouth, but he'll finish it right then and there. He has a television show to star on! Just one stop closer to being a star with a penguin as a butler!]

Where am I supposed to sit?

[televisioned]

[There is indeed a third stool for guests, and Abed might doubt its ability to hold a panda. But this is Luceti. Stranger things than pandas sitting on stools happen every day! And that's good.]

Yes. Definitely the cutest panda we've ever hosted on our show! Let's have a big round of applause for the adorable Panda!

[crabwalkhome]

[Silence follows. But Troy smiles and makes some motions towards an invisible audience that is presumably applauding. He then shifts to face Panda.]

You know Abed, I might have seen a cuter panda once, but it could have been a koala! [An exaggerated laugh.] I can't tell the difference! But tell us about your latest project, Panda.

[bamboozler]

Thank you, thank you!

[First, he's going to sit down and wave to the audience. The applause, he can hear it! Don't worry. He's pretty small for a panda. He uses human furniture, too, because he's an anime panda.]

Ehh...Koalas aren't cute at all, did you know that? But they sleep for twenty hours a day...sometimes, I wish I could try that. You should know that pandas are cute, though, and koalas aren't.

[televisioned]

[Well, that's a relief. He will have to remember this about anime pandas in the future.]

Twenty hours? I can hardly believe it! Clearly, we know who the superior creature in animal adorableness is here, ladies and gentlemen.

[crabwalkhome]

Now I know! Now I know the difference. I think we're all learning something here today. Mostly, it's stuff about bears.