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Troy and Abed in Luceti! [Action]

Player Name: Gore / Bayley
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Character Name: Troy Barnes / Abed Nadir
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[Scenario A]

Troy and Abed in the Morning!

[And we’re back. This morning meets one Abed Nadir and one Troy Barnes in Luceti’s main plaza, decked out in their finest morning show wear with a pair of stools and coffee mugs. If they’re going to do this, it has to be done right! Though without their supportive fans, the pair would power through and give Luceti the best morning show they’ve ever had. We’re live in five, four, three...]

And we’re back. With a line-up of special guests so special, we don’t even know who they are yet. Troy?

That’s right. We’ve got a great show for you today. In a place like Luceti, who knows what amazing guest will come walking by next?

In fact, at your twelve o’clock, here comes one of them now! Right on time.

[Needless to say, passersby may indeed be put on the spot for an interview. Be sure to say hello to the folks at home!]

[Scenario B]

[There are no such beings as Troy or Abed. They were never here in this time. ...Or in this space. There is only the Inspector and his trusted Constable Reggie. Due to a dampening effect of the timestream, the Inspector resembles Abed Nadir clad in a pale bathrobe and a bowler hat, while the constable resembles Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes clad entirely in blue clothes covered with silver buttons and a police medal, as well as a key tied around his neck. They speak a complicated alien language, yet with the translators of this world, they sound oddly like attempts at British accents.]

Inspector! Be careful. The Blorgons could have assumed any form.

Too right, my good Constable! I suspect this entire village may hiding one of their secret, underground Leagues of Villainy. There is but one way to find out!

[And so they patrol throughout Luceti in search of their hated enemies, the Blorgons. Their journey takes them through all manners of places... and all manners of time.]

[ooc note: Abed replies come from

televisioned.]

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[Here is one passerby. He's munching on a stalk of bamboo and humming to himself occasionally. He's also a panda.

A normal person would walk by Troy and Abed and think they are just a couple of weird people sitting in the plaza and talking about random things, but Panda sees it for how it really is.]

Aaaaah....! It's a real talk show! Am I on next? This is a hidden camera show, right?

[See, this panda is an excellent guest for their show. Unusual, obvious personality, and Abed definitely detects some star power. He's golden, Ponyboy.]

Folks, we're pleased to introduce our first guest of today's show. Introducing...

[He drumrolls on his knees. For dramatic effect. Also because there is an unforeseen complication in trying to introduce people (or pandas) he hasn't met before.]

[There's so much Troy can learn from this talking panda, especially if he's part of a Calvin and Hobbes situation. And Abed seems to approve. So Troy mimics the drumroll with a perpetual smile on his face.]

Introducing... [And his voice cracks slightly as he gives in to curiosity.] Who are you?

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Panda! My name is Panda! Aren't I cute?

[He says this while he has a bamboo stalk in his mouth, but he'll finish it right then and there. He has a television show to star on! Just one stop closer to being a star with a penguin as a butler!]

Where am I supposed to sit?

[There is indeed a third stool for guests, and Abed might doubt its ability to hold a panda. But this is Luceti. Stranger things than pandas sitting on stools happen every day! And that's good.]

Yes. Definitely the cutest panda we've ever hosted on our show! Let's have a big round of applause for the adorable Panda!

[Silence follows. But Troy smiles and makes some motions towards an invisible audience that is presumably applauding. He then shifts to face Panda.]

You know Abed, I might have seen a cuter panda once, but it could have been a koala! [An exaggerated laugh.] I can't tell the difference! But tell us about your latest project, Panda.

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Thank you, thank you!

[First, he's going to sit down and wave to the audience. The applause, he can hear it! Don't worry. He's pretty small for a panda. He uses human furniture, too, because he's an anime panda.]

Ehh...Koalas aren't cute at all, did you know that? But they sleep for twenty hours a day...sometimes, I wish I could try that. You should know that pandas are cute, though, and koalas aren't.

[Well, that's a relief. He will have to remember this about anime pandas in the future.]

Twenty hours? I can hardly believe it! Clearly, we know who the superior creature in animal adorableness is here, ladies and gentlemen.

Now I know! Now I know the difference. I think we're all learning something here today. Mostly, it's stuff about bears.

[Did Spike just walk into a show? In Luceti? Why would there even be cameras?]

Is this some sort of show?

[--Oh my god, it's Spike. Or James Marsters. But Abed is guessing Spike, from the hair and the clothes. The only indication that he's internally spazzing out right now is his wide eyes as he stares.

Help. Help, Troy.]

[Sorry, Abed. Do you really expect him to be faring better?]

Right. A couple of dumbstruck twits. Well, then, don't mind me. I'll just bugger off and leave you two nancies to yourselves.

[He starts to walk away.]

[...Yes, definitely Spike. And he can't just let this opportunity pass up. Just because here, all of his wildest dreams can come true, he's got to keep his wits about him. What would Inspector Spacetime do?

Or maybe Inspector Spacetime isn't the right role model right now. Kelly. Kelly Ripa. There, that's better.]

Ladies and gents, please welcome our next guest to the show, Spike!

[He starts applauding. Because this deserves applause.]

[Come on Troy, deep breaths. Sure he's that badass vampire from Buffy who was some weird British real name, but he's still many rungs down the ladder from Levar Burton. So once Abed begins applauding, Troy joins in with laughter and raises to Spike as if he were an old friend.]

You have to tell us what you do with your hair!

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Oh bloody hell, you've got to be kidding me. Show? What show?

[Because he sure as hell has never heard of anything like this.]

[~~You got Rogue last time so now have the other icon.~~

So I hear you wanted to return your Last Airbender bootleg before you'd actually viewed it? What about something a little bit more... realistic?]

[Of course Abed recognizes her. But he can't break character. There are rules to playing Inspector Spacetime, and even if he someone he recognizes, he is The Inspector now. He must stick to it, or it will all have been in vain.

Not that that means he won't approach.]

Constable! I believe this good citizen may have some information for us. [He tips his hat to her.] Ma'am.

[And so they confront the cartoon character, the Constable in the space between in the Inspector and Katara, the character he just remembers from barely before he got tired of Nickelodeon... and possibly from seeing and hating the movie. First he addresses the Inspector.]

Inspector, you're brilliant! [Then he turns to face Katara, widening his eyes to show his seriousness, but trying to speak both gently and Britishly.] Ma'am, I urge you to consider helping this man, as these questions are of an utmost importance.

[...do these questions have to do with why one of you is wearing a bathrobe?]

...um. Sure. I'd be happy to help.

[That probably shouldn't have sounded as much like a question.]

[Ororo is just walking past, already used to the silly shenanigans that Luceti's main plaza seems to offer on a day to day basis. She'll give Troy and Abed a second look and a bit of an amused, curious smile though, because it's something that reminds her of home (and also because they're being adorable)]

[...Luceti is really the best place ever. Abed has decided. Greendale was pretty great, but this triumphs. And there is no way they can't have Storm on their show.]

And introducing, our next gust--[Smiles at the camera and laughs. So clever]--pardon me, guest!

[Troy follows with his own hearty laugh and slaps his knees.]

Wow, Abed, isn't it a little early for that kind of humor? [But he laughs again.] Welcome to the show, Storm.

[A decidedly not Halle Berry Storm. But Troy will take any X-Man he can meet.]

[Ororo blinks; they referred to her by her codename. That's a bit worrying. ]

Pardon me? What's this about a... show?

You're the next guest in our wonderful line-up today on--!

[He nods to Troy. This part always must be sung in unison.]

Troy and Abed in the Morning!

[In unison it is sung. Troy then smiles and motions to the empty chair with his mug.]

Please, have a seat. The people at home can't wait to hear what you have to say.

[Well, as little sense as these two seem to be making, they seem harmless. Ororo hesitates just for a moment, before deciding to try and play along. Try, being the operative word/]

Ah, I see. My apologies, I was not aware that I'd been invited on your little... [Looks around at the imaginary cameras and audience.] show. [Smiling a bit, and then gracefully taking that empty seat!]

[And playing along, Storm, is one of the reasons why you're one of the coolest X-Men. Also weather powers.]

We've just had the great fortune of having you walk right onto our set. Is there anything you'd like to say to our viewers?

[He nods along with Troy, smiles politely at Storm and then directs his smiles towards the "camera".]

Don't be shy, now!

[She doesn't notice them as she walks by. There's no reason to, not really. Two boys, probably not much older than herself, sitting on stools with mugs. It's nothing to concern herself with, nothing of a threat. By now, Katniss has accepted that the area by the fountain will always be filled with people. There's little she can do about that.

Maybe she could have taken a different route from home to the bakery. Cut through the woods instead of staying on the roads. But she had woken up early today, determined to spend time at the lake while the fish were still biting. It had been a successful trip, too.

Though not intending to go back out in the woods, Katniss carries her bow and quiver full of arrows. It's rare that she goes anywhere without them.]

[She may be not be a classic comic book or science-fiction character, but Abed does indeed still recognize her. That's his gimmick. And with such people walking conveniently onto their television studio.]

--And that was Garrett with the weather! Upstanding report as always, Garrett.

[He nods to Troy. You reel this one in, bro.]

[Garrett's seemed so much clearer lately. Maybe being in Luceti had finally saved him. But he recognizes Katniss as well - surely it was among the movies they watched together, and she appeals to him as someone attractive in addition to being a badass movie character.]

And it looks like we have our next guest here. Come on up, Katniss! [The name was easy to remember. Troy is sure there was a family pet by that name at some point in his past.]

[She startles at the sound of her name. One hand goes to her bow as she looks around, trying to find the voice. It's not a familiar one and that's what sets her on edge.

She notices Troy and Abed this time, but doesn't really think much of it. The two boys had seemed lost in their own world. Why would they want her?]

[She went for her bow. That is so, so cool.]

Reading to go hunting, of course! We'd expect nothing less. I'm sure our viewers would really love to hear from you!

[Does that mean she actually kills things? Troy is trying hard to keep his brain inside his head. He leans towards Abed with a grin and a raised eyebrow.]

You could say our viewers are now on the hunt for her answers. [And he starts to laugh.]

[They're talking about her, aren't they? She realizes that now. Her steps slow to a stop and she looks around her. Ready to go hunting? No. Not really. She has her bow and her arrows, yes. But she won't go anywhere without them.

Everything else, anything else she might need has been left at home. Her bag, her family's plant book. Because it's just supposed to be a trip to the bakery to see Peeta.

Hesitantly,]

What?

[And guess who is in Seventh Heaven enjoying a salad and not suspecting that anything will ruin his day? He has to be safe inside the restaurant, right?]

[You're in Luceti, Jeff Winger. You should never suspect nothing will ruin your day. Especially with The Inspector and his trusted Constable hot on the scent of some especially menacing Blorgons. Intel tells them Jeff Winger might have some more clues for them.

Or maybe they're just looking for an excuse to bother him. Either or.]

Pardon me, good fellow! I see you are right on time for our meeting. Well met.

[As the meeting that was definitely planned begins, it's up to the trusty constable to inspect the table - and to push the salad away.]

Watch out, Inspector - the Blorgons have already tried to slip him one of their insidious desserts!

[...Of course. He just stares as Abed and Troy come up and gives them A Look.]

That's my lunch. And I'm taking it alone today, if you don't mind.

[He then slowly pulls the plate back in front of him.]

[But they do mind. Really, it's for your own wellbeing, good citizen.]

I must insist you don't do that, Sergeant. [Yeah, you're a sergeant now.] It will have dire consequences for all of us.

We don't have the space to explain. [He tries to slide the plate away again.] You'll just have to trust the Inspector on this one, Sergent Wings.

[Gregor glances up from the cobblestone walkway, vaguely annoyed that two guys have arbitrarily placed themselves in everyone's way.]

[This guy definitely looks famous. He's got one of those faces. But Abed can't quite place him. Hmm. That's disconcerting.]

And here's our next guest of the hour! Welcome to the show!

[Troy's not sure about this guy either, but his face still lights up. He leans forward conversationally.]

How are you? Did you find the place okay?

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