Troy and Abed in Luceti! [Action]

[crabwalkhome]

Player Name: Gore / Bayley
Are you new?: N
Character Name: Troy Barnes / Abed Nadir
Character Fandom: Community

[Scenario A]

Troy and Abed in the Morning!

[And we’re back. This morning meets one Abed Nadir and one Troy Barnes in Luceti’s main plaza, decked out in their finest morning show wear with a pair of stools and coffee mugs. If they’re going to do this, it has to be done right! Though without their supportive fans, the pair would power through and give Luceti the best morning show they’ve ever had. We’re live in five, four, three...]

And we’re back. With a line-up of special guests so special, we don’t even know who they are yet. Troy?

That’s right. We’ve got a great show for you today. In a place like Luceti, who knows what amazing guest will come walking by next?

In fact, at your twelve o’clock, here comes one of them now! Right on time.

[Needless to say, passersby may indeed be put on the spot for an interview. Be sure to say hello to the folks at home!]

[Scenario B]

[There are no such beings as Troy or Abed. They were never here in this time. ...Or in this space. There is only the Inspector and his trusted Constable Reggie. Due to a dampening effect of the timestream, the Inspector resembles Abed Nadir clad in a pale bathrobe and a bowler hat, while the constable resembles Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes clad entirely in blue clothes covered with silver buttons and a police medal, as well as a key tied around his neck. They speak a complicated alien language, yet with the translators of this world, they sound oddly like attempts at British accents.]

Inspector! Be careful. The Blorgons could have assumed any form.

Too right, my good Constable! I suspect this entire village may hiding one of their secret, underground Leagues of Villainy. There is but one way to find out!

[And so they patrol throughout Luceti in search of their hated enemies, the Blorgons. Their journey takes them through all manners of places... and all manners of time.]

[ooc note: Abed replies come from televisioned.]

Comments

[calmbeforethe]

[Ororo blinks; they referred to her by her codename. That's a bit worrying. ]

Pardon me? What's this about a... show?

[televisioned]

You're the next guest in our wonderful line-up today on--!

[He nods to Troy. This part always must be sung in unison.]

Troy and Abed in the Morning!

[crabwalkhome]

[In unison it is sung. Troy then smiles and motions to the empty chair with his mug.]

Please, have a seat. The people at home can't wait to hear what you have to say.

[calmbeforethe]

[Well, as little sense as these two seem to be making, they seem harmless. Ororo hesitates just for a moment, before deciding to try and play along. Try, being the operative word/]

Ah, I see. My apologies, I was not aware that I'd been invited on your little... [Looks around at the imaginary cameras and audience.] show. [Smiling a bit, and then gracefully taking that empty seat!]

[televisioned]

[And playing along, Storm, is one of the reasons why you're one of the coolest X-Men. Also weather powers.]

We've just had the great fortune of having you walk right onto our set. Is there anything you'd like to say to our viewers?

[crabwalkhome]

[He nods along with Troy, smiles politely at Storm and then directs his smiles towards the "camera".]

Don't be shy, now!