Jul. 18th, 2013

dolphinsensei: (Iruka - spazz)
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Player Name: Shi
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Character Name: Umino Iruka
Character Fandom: Naruto

[Video]

[The video feed starts with what basically looks like Iruka standing in front of the camera, looking mostly unimpressed, disappointed and I'm-so-pissed-off-I-could-bite-your-entire-head-off-if-you-were-infront-of-me-right-now, fists on his hips and flushed around the cheeks.

The background seem to be that of the fifth floor kitchen of the community housing building #1.]

A gentle reminder on the importance of safe kitchen practices, especially in a building where a lot of us live in and is oh I dunno, about eight fucking floors high?

[Slip of tongue on the swearing there, but Iruka ploughs on like he didn't notice.]

I'd like to think everyone is aware of the general kitchen rule that you don't. leave. anything. in the. goddamn. oven. Because when you do that, this kind of nonsense happens!

[Iruka steps away and the camera shows what looks like… a very dead, damaged and black oven. All charred and disgusting and not even looking like an oven anymore. Iruka steps back into the camera filming range, hands on his hips and just seems to get angrier with each passing second.]

Think and be responsible! We are all adults! What could possibly possess you to do something like this? What is wrong with you!? Never, ever, leave anything unsupervised! Fire can spread very easily and while I'm aware a lot of people in the neighborhood possess abilities and quick reaction times to be able to put out a fire immediately before it spreads, it doesn't change the fact that you, whoever the hell you are, decided to LEAVE SOMETHING IN THE FUCKING OVEN! FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

AND YOU EVEN LEFT IT THERE! WHATEVER THAT SHIT IS! AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO CLEAN YOUR MESS! WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?!

[An inhale. And suddenly, very calmly, and with the sweetest, twitchiest smile in the world:]

In the future, kindly exercise caution and responsibility for the safety of our community, neighbors and general health.

Thank you, everyone and I hope that this doesn't happen. Let us all continue to be caring and responsible to each other in order to support a peaceful and non-goddamn-hazardous environment for everyone!

[A threatening glare plus a beaming smile and the feed cuts off.]

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